Breaking News ... Kitsch Bird Flu Outbreak

From BoJack.org Breaking News --- Bird Flu Epidemic. As they state: "Wow -- That is awful news. More so because I really dig those pink yard flamingos. Guess it is the trailer park deep down in me."

Come on ... it's to laugh .. I thought this was hysterical!!!!

MTV EMA 2008 Winners List

Pink celebrates her win

Most Addictive Track
Pink - So What
Headliner (live performance)
Tokio Hotel
Rock Out
30 Seconds to Mars
Best Album
Britney Spears - Blackout
Leona Lewis presents Ultimate Urban to Kanye
Ultimate Urban
Kanye West
Artists' Choice
Lil' Wayne
Act of 2008
Britney Spears
Ultimate Legend
Sir Paul McCartney
Best New Act
Katy Perry
Best Video
Star30 - Seconds To Mars
Best Act Ever
Rick Astley
Europe's Favourite Act
Emre Aydin (Turkey)
Beyonce was among the performers at the event in Liverpool.Take That also took to the stage.

Peter Kay Beats Leon Jackson

Leon Jackson - who won the X Factor last year - made his long awaited comeback with new single 'Don't Call This Love' which managed to reach #3 in the UK Singles Chart. But Pink was at #1 for a third week with So What.

But the big news of the week was that Leon Jackson was beaten by Peter Kay/Geraldine in the charts. Peter Kay appeared as Geraldine in Britain's Got The Pop Factor... which was a spoof of reality shows.

Watch the clips below of Geraldine performing the Winners Song. And a medley where she performs Umbrella and C'est La Vie by B*Witched.

P!nk Likes Cock

Well this is not surprising. Pink was recently asked what she misses most about her ex-
husband Carey Hart. Her response? "I really loved my husband's penis. It was really
pretty." Now some people may be grossed out my this, but not me. I am reading between
the lines. The message here is, Pink is single and she likes to have sex. This is great news.
I myself am an avid lover of sex and happen to have a very pretty penis. I can't lose with
this broad. I personally would love to hear Pink hit the high notes as I violated her in many
different ways in bed. This is a good thing.