Britney Spears Elle 5 October 2000 USA

Britney Spears Elle 5 October 2000 USA

Britney Spears

Britney Spears Doesn't Know How To Write

Britney Spears has had a pretty full life but she has decided, for the time being,
that she will not put that life on paper. Despite having a lot of money being offered
for a tell all book, she has said no. The offers she was getting were in the $3 million
range and she was expecing more like $8 million. What a greedy whore. Does she
really think the public will actually learn anything from this book? Her entire life
has been documented by the paparazzi and the results are boring. Mochaccino,
cheetos, kids, umbrella. Pretty self explanitory. Not only that but her mother
Lynn Spears has already capitalized and exploited her daughters fame in a book
of her own that talks about the early years of Britney. So will we see a "cool" book
put out by Britney? No.
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Awww. Britney Spears Is Nervous

Britney Spears is kicking off her Circus tour today. She will be traveling with
her kids and and K-Fed. Yes K-Fed will be getting rich off of this little arrange-
ment as I reported yesterday. However, Britney is apparently a little bit nervous
about performing. She shouldn't be. She has done it a million times before and
since she has been working out she is looking better now than she ever has
previously in her life. Of course her manager Larry Rudolph is full of prop-
oganda and is saying this is going to be Britney Spears best tour ever. Saying
it will be full of "spectacular-ness." Guess what dipshit? That isn't a word.
Worst case scenario, if Britney becomes too nervous she will probably pee a
little and if anything scares her she will probably shit her pants right there
on the stage. Now that is worth $500.
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Britney's Ex Charged With 3 Felonies

It seems that Adnan Ghalib is being charged with three felonies. He was
charged and arrested this morning for running over a court officer when
he was trying to serve Adnan with a restraining order from Britney Spears.
Afterwards, Adnan plead not guilty. If he had just plead no contest then he
could have plead out to vehicular assault and gotten a few weeks in the
slammer but he is a spoiled bitch so now he will probably do a lot more time
behind bars. There is this whole other hoopla that is going on between Britney's
dad and some text messages and phone calls that have been exchanged
between Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi and Britney Spears but I am not
going to get into that here. Moral of the story be, don't fuck with Britney
or you will literally be fucked. I would say I feel sorry for Adnan but he
was gross enough to bang Britney when she was fat and psychotic so he
has been through enough punishment already.
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Wednesday's Leftovers

Britney Spears trying out a new role as a Stepford Wife in horrible knitwear

News of the World - The gallery of snapshots were taken from her new video for 'You Seek Amy'.

Babes In The News - All posts on Britney Spears.

Britney Spears Best Of Her Career

Britney Spears has been around for a while and people tend to focus more on

the meltdown, her shaving her head, attacking a paparazzi with an umbrella

and her love affair with Cheetos. But this is the holiday season so I will be

nice and focus more on her highlights of her career. I would put little captions

with each picture posted above, but blogger is a piece of shit so I will write

about them down here. The top 10 highlights include 1. Her breakout video

in 1999 where she made school girls hot again. But let's face it, school girls

were hot long before Britney Spears came on the scene. 2. Britney Spears

stars in Crossroads which is ultimatley the worst chick flick I have ever saw

but it did get Britney a nomination for Best Breakthrough Performance. 3.

She appeared naked on the cover of Harper's Bazaar. Britney Spears looks

good and looks even better naked but this pregnancy was samwiched between

days of her looking incredibly ugly and having multiple breakouts of some fairly

bad acne. So this is neithe here nor there. Unless you are in to fucking pregnant

chicks, if so then you're welcome. 4. Piece of Me wins 3 VMA's. Basically the

entire career of Britney Spears is owed to MTV so this doesn't surprise many

people. In Fact TRL only started in 1998 and ended in 2008 so it was almost

an entire show dedicated to no one but Britney Spears. I am sure Womanizer

will win more awards in weeks to come. 5. Toxic wins a Grammy. It is a great

song and was the last song that was a hit before Britney's life started going

down hill real fast. 6. Britney Spears lands a huge deal with Pepsi. By huge

I am assuming they are talking about a paycheck because she only did one

Pepsi commercial that aired once during the Superbowl. I love Pepsi, Britney

Spears? Not so much. 7. 1999 VMA debut. Yea she went 14 times platinum

and performed with NSYNC. Looked pretty slutty. 8. 2001 performance at

the VMA's of I'm A Slave 4 U. It is hands down my favorite Britney Spears

song and she performed with a giant snake on her shoulder. It reminded

me of the time I took out my penis and, well nevermind. 9. 2003 Britney

and Madonna kissed on stage. I think it was a little bit hotter that less

than a second after that Madonna Kissed Christina Aguilera. Madonna is

one of the fugliest women in Hollywood so it would have been a lot more

hotter if they would have cut out the middle man and Britney just kissed

Xtina. But this is an imperfect world. 10. Womanizer goes #1 on the Bill-

board top 40. It is getting a lot of radio play and she is currently touring

performing the song at all the venues that will take her. Oh yea and she

is naked in the video. You don't see anything but due to past upskirts

and nipple slips, trust me, you want her naked body to be part of the

imagination. That all folks. To read more check out BuddyTV.com

for more on this starlets amazing career. Me? I will probably bash her

in the weeks to come.

Britney flashes one more time - in her sexiest video ever

Metro - She's flashed and faked her way across the headlines this week and now Britney's back once again with her sexiest video ever. The video for her new single has been released and it is one of the singer's sexiest ever. It features Britney in racy outfits and seductive poses and cements her comeback from the brink of implosion.

Britney Spears: For The Record

Britney Spears has a new video coming out or some shit. No it is not a music
video. Thank God. It is a documentary about her life which will air on MTV
Nov.30. She says about her 2007 meltdown, "My trust has really been
battered....Sometimes it can get kinda lonely....I had totally lost my way. I
lost focus. I lost myself. I let certain people into my life that were just bad
people...because I was lonely....I really paid the consequences for that.
Big time....What the hell was I thinking?" Lost focus? Lost myself? Lost your
mind is what you mean. Why not just say that. When Britney had her melt-
down it was really hard for me to think of ANYONE crazier at that moment.
I don't know who the interviewer was but they must have been really good
because Britney usually treats the press like trash and is really snobby.
She goes on to tell MTV, " I used to be a cool chick but I feel like the paparazzi
has teken that away from me." You're right Britney. Shaving your head and
attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella usually does knock you off the
"cool" list. Your bad!
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MTV EMA 2008 Winners List

Pink celebrates her win

Most Addictive Track
Pink - So What
Headliner (live performance)
Tokio Hotel
Rock Out
30 Seconds to Mars
Best Album
Britney Spears - Blackout
Leona Lewis presents Ultimate Urban to Kanye
Ultimate Urban
Kanye West
Artists' Choice
Lil' Wayne
Act of 2008
Britney Spears
Ultimate Legend
Sir Paul McCartney
Best New Act
Katy Perry
Best Video
Star30 - Seconds To Mars
Best Act Ever
Rick Astley
Europe's Favourite Act
Emre Aydin (Turkey)
Beyonce was among the performers at the event in Liverpool.Take That also took to the stage.

Britney's X Factor Date Revealed

Britney Spears will appear on The X Factor on November 15 to perform new single Womanizer - in what will be her first visit to the UK since 2004

Simon Cowell told the News Of The World, "I'm really excited about it, because she has got her act together and the new record is terrific."

"She has come back from a very dark place and is a terrific artist."

Britney Spears Takes Sons to Pick Pumpkins

Britney Spears was able to spend the Halloween festivities with her two sons Jayden and Sean. She took them out to pick the best pumpkin to take home for the Halloween and the boys seem to be happy and excited with the pumpkins. On a side note, Britney looked very casual in a striped off-shoulder top and fitted jeans, although she needs to work harder to achieve her previous figure. Here are the photos of Britney and her two sons.

Beyonce To Appear On Strictly & X Factor

X Factor chiefs are said to be furious that Beyoncé has also agreed to appear on Strictly Come Dancing.

Beyonce, who is promoting her new album I Am... Sasha Fierce, has already agreed to appear on the singing contest in December.

However, The Mirror reports that SCD have managed to get the singer to appear on the dancing show at the end of November.

"As far as we are concerned we are the No1 show on Saturday. If X Factor wants Beyoncé, they'll have to wait. She has signed and we've also got Take That confirmed for the coming weeks," a BBC source said.

Meanwhile, an insider at The X Factor said they also have Mariah Carey and Britney Spears lined up. "We aren't happy Beyoncé is doing Strictly, but she is just one of a number of huge names we're getting," the source said.

Britney Spears

Womanizer (Director's Cut)







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