Run For The Hills Kids, Madonna Is Adopting Again

It has been confirmed that Madonna is going to adopt a 3 year old girl from
Malawi. Her name is Mercy James. I feel very very sorry for this girl. But
not as bad as I feel for the genetic kids of Madonna. They have those awful
witch arms in their future. Penstone Kilembe, the director of child welfare
services says, " The adoption is going ahead. It has been at an advanced
stage for some time." I guess Madonna's people didn't want to tell the public
that she will be buying/kidnapping another kid until everything was official.
How sneaky.
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Madonna falls into the groove after embarrassing stage tumble in Rio

Metro - As far as bad days go, December 15 surely ranks pretty high in Madonna's 'to forget' stakes. The singer was subjected to public humiliation in front of thousands of screaming fans following an embarrassing slip on stage during her concert in Rio last night. Her red-faced tumble came just hours after she revealed that Guy Ritchie managed to wrestle up to £60m of her £300m fortune from her bank account following their very public divorce battle.

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GUY RITCHIE - $ 76 Million Plus Settlement !

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From Bitten & Bound

Madonna has settled her divorce with director Guy Richie to the hefty tune of $76 million, according to the singers spokeswoman. Liz Rosenberg actually said the figure is between $76 million and $92 million. Besides cash assets, Richie will keep their country home Ashcombe House and the couple’s west London pub, the Punchbowl. Who knew they owned a bar?

Madonna’s fortune is said to be worth $525 million. Her payout to Richie will hardly made a dent. Even so, Guy reaped twice what Sir Paul McCartney settled upon Heather Mills.

Madonna and Guy were married in December 2000 at Skibo Castle in the Scottish Highlands. Reports indicate that turning over the two British properties was a no-brainer for the ‘Material Girl’, who has no intention of living in the UK following their split, preferring her New York digs.

The couple will share custody of sons Rocco Richie and David Banda, though custodial arrangements are not yet worked out.

Madge Is Keeping her $600m Fortune

Madonna is a rich bitch and her boyfriend Guy Ritchie, not so rich, isn't getting
a penny of her fortune. The deal they made in court, or whatever they go to in
Britain, was that instead of getting a cash settlement, they will split the kids 50/50.
Why would he agree to this? Don't kids poop in their pants and smell like urine?
I have seen Madge's kids and they are uglier than her if you can imagine. So I
am very much so disappointed in Guy. He has given a bad name to people around
the world who consider themselves gold diggers. He could have gone down in
history as one of the best gold diggers Hollywood has ever seen. But nope.
Shame shame. He isn't even getting child support. Hell even that moron K-Fed
was able to hustle $22,000 a month from Britney Spears. You fail at life Guy Ritchie.
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Madonna is Finally Getting A Divorce

Madonna and Guy Ritchie finally announced that they are going to call it quits. Their divorce is underway, but the couple haven't agreed to a settlement just yet. Sources say that Guy stands to get $100 million from his soon-to-be ex-wife. After almost 8 years, I guess Madonna is now dropping her nasty faux British accent! Her priority is her kids, but it seems she is on the rebound--rumors say that Madonna is romanticaly involved with baseball player Alex Rodriguez. What a sticky situation! Here are photos of Madonna and Guy as they pretend to be a happy couple.

Madonna & Guy Divorce

Madonna has now confirmed that she is divorcing husband Guy Ritchie.

After much speculation the news has been verified by the singer's spokeswoman Liz Rosenberg.

"Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven-and-a-half years of marriage," said a statement. "They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time."

The pair married in 2000.

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MADONNA - WILL NOT GO AWAY ! ! !

Madonna has reinventing herself for the umpteenth time in her 25 year career. The pop singer is still riding high after her recent induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. She is featured on the April 2008 Interview magazine cover in a boxers pose. She is also considered to be the best selling female rock artist of the 20th Century. Her 36 top 10 hits tied Elvis for the record on the Billboard Hot 100 charts.

Suffice it to say that Madonna Louise Ciccone Ritchie, 49, is not planning to go away anytime soon. She has intertwined sexual, social and religious themes in her work and continues to push the envelope since her debut in 1982. Forbes has named her top earning female singer in the world with an estimated net worth of over $325 million.

Madonna is married to English screenwriter and film director Guy Richie. They have three children: Lourdes 11, who was born during Madonna’s relationship with Carlos Leon, Rocco 7, and adopted son David Banda, 2, who was born in Malawi.

Madonna spent most of 2007 recording her eleventh studio album, Hard Candy, which contains collaborations with Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Pharrell Williams and Danja. It is due to be released at the end of April in Europe and North America. The first single from the album is 4 Minutes, a duet with Justin Timberlake and featuring Timbaland on backup vocals.




ALTHOUGH, GUY RITCHIE MAY BE GOING AWAY SOON ?

MADONNA'S "FILTH AND WISDOM"

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REMEMBER MADONNAS SEX BOOK ???

CELEBRITIES COME OUT FOR UNICEF IN NYC

As Madonna escorted Lourdes along the red carpet in New York last night, it was astonishing clear the 11-year-old is every inch her mother's daughter.