Nicole Richie Black Book Magazine ( April 2009 )

Nicole Richie Is Pregnant

Some very good news today. Nicole Richie has apparently been knocked up
again. No word from her rep but that isn't necessary because Joel Madden
has taken the issue to his blog. He says, " I am so happy to tell everyone
that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family.
Hope you're all feeling as good as I am right now..." What family? Nicole
and Joel aren't even married yet. What the fuck are they waiting for? What
is he waiting for. Does he really think he is going to land a better piece of
ass than Nicole Richie if he ever breaks up with her? No word on how far
along Nicole is and of course no word on what the sex of the baby will be.
Probably alien. Yea. That is my bet. Alien.
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Cover Your Ears People

Yikes! I know that Nicole Richie doesn't have much of a career. Actually it is
quite baffling that she has any money at all. I mean what exactly does she do?
At least Paris Hilton goes out clubbing and makes endorsements from night
clubs to host parties and does Carl Jr. commercials and all that shit. But Nicole
doesn't really do anything. I guess she just sponges off her boyfriend Joel
Madden. But his career is all but in the shitter as well. She has decided to
follow in her best friends footsteps and release a solo record. However, as
benine as an experience as this might seem, she has done her homework and
enlisted Rihanna to record with her. If Nicole thinks she will get on the Bill-
board charts, well that is just delusional. Rihanna is not the only person helping
Nicole, she has also enlisted the help of Kelly Osbourne. Yea. I don't really see
what Kelly will bring to the table other than the experience of how a regular
person can go from obscurity to a hit reality t.v. show into music and then
back into obscurity again. In this case, Nicole is spot on and hired the best
person for the job. Congrats Nicole! She is so sly.
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